Zack Snyder, the visionary director who ruined Watchmen and made 2,500 year old history into good ol' American patriotism with 300 is now helming the newest Superman movie, set to come out holidays 2012! Hooray!
I'm 100% behind this, and in fact thought I could help Zack out with some possible tag lines for the movie, see below (It helps to imagine them read in as gruff a baritone as possible).
Faster than a speeding bullet. Then really slow. Then fast again.
Because there weren't tits in the Bryan Singer version.
Ever wonder what Lex Luthor's kidneys would look like? This shit's gonna be violent.
Red and Blue. Coming 2012: Sepia and Black.
The Man of Steel. Not in a gay way. Ok, it's gay.
Truth, Justice, and the American Way, as interpreted by a violent, hyperactive 15 year old.
Zack Snyder's Superman: People are actually going to pay to see this.
Holidays 2012: It could be worse, at least Frank Miller's not doing it.
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